Feed on
Posts
Comments

The Real Philip Larkin in The Observer of 27 June (Review section covery story)  is one of the most enjoyable newspaper articles I’ve read in ages.

To cherry pick what is already a cherry picking — and one must grieve for what shredder’s maw has devoured — I enjoyed

Larkin was a famous child-hater; sending him a baby photograph was, he once said, “like sending garlic to Dracula”.

and, (Larkin in a letter):

I feel like the Israelites in the desert coming across manna, and thinking: what the fuck is this?

This live map of London Underground is a fun glimpse into the future — a preview of the Internet Of Things.

Trains go places they shouldn’t, and one — that I watched and waited on to see if I could detect its rumble as it passsed through nearby Marylebone Station — did nothing for a long time before disappearing.

Presumably much of the data is interpolated and this accounts for the deviations from the actualité.

Still, you can see the potential.

We could have live maps on every bus station showing where the next bus is now — instead of the feeble LED display with a prediction in minutes. Or perhaps just a bar code that one’s phone could scan which would then link to the relevant web page?

It appeals to my inner ant farmer.

As a boy I borrowed superhero comics and I gazed with eny at the classified advertisements in the back pages of the remarkable things available on mail order to boys in America. The ant farm between two panes of glass, with its complex underground tunnels exposed for curious eyes to see (“ants mailed separately”), was particularly magical. I tried to make my own once, but the local ants weren’t having any of it.

Nice to look at, but on the whole I’d rather be on the outside looking in.

Unknown Knowns

Sometimes similar ideas come in threes, like buses.

Some ruminations on the limits of cognition:

Fintan O’Toole, in Ship of Fools: How Greed and Corruption Sank the Celtic Tiger, riffed on the Rumsfeldian ramblings on known knowns by expounding with some lacerating wit on a category invented by the Irish: the unknown knowns – the things that everybody knew but about which the population was in denial.

His dissertation on the capacity of a people to subscribe to contradictory ideas is, by itself, worth the price of his polemic about Ireland’s belated and painful experience of its own version of tulip mania.

Of course the entire population was not in denial. Always there is a Cassandra who turns out to have been right all along. Less celebrated, the departures of those who opt to jump ship on discovering the identity, integrity and competence of the captain are often unrecorded.

In yesterday’s Guardian we had the idea that the universe may be forever beyond our ken because of our limitations in apprehending it. Not exactly a new idea but the “hidden world” stuff was news to me. Alas, the unfortunate designation of the Higgs Boson as a the “God particle” sets off all sorts of irrelevant red herring catching.

Then today, and best of all, the story in the NYT of the bank robber who thought he’d be invisible on camera if he painted his face with lemon juice: an anosognic. A wonderful article!

Anosognia is a corollary of the Peter Principle — for those too stupid to know when they’re in over their heads.

Who knew?

Andrew Sullivan called her a he and promptly had, I think, a ton of whatever the yiddish for ordure is his inbox. Or maybe not. Her fans are probably more refined. I just rolled my eyes.

Now he’s posted a correction and linked to the story of Ariel’s wedding.

She’s gay?

Well, forgive me, but that’s a shame! It just is. Why didn’t I know this?

The collective male psyche that she flirted with for years must have felt a twinge. Me? I just fancy her mind.

I have seen a few snippets of Sex and The City; enough to conclude that it was rather creepy drivel. I’m not a social conservative: I can differentiate between evil and sauce-for-the-goose entertainment.

Still, I think I know only one woman who got a genuinely amusing twinkle in her eye when she confessed, much to my dismay, that she never missed an episode.

Later, she told me with shudders of distaste and genuine horror how a female friend who owed her money had, as some kind of gesture, send around a toyboy with a condom to amuse her one evening, with a message to the effect that

You only live once!

The very idea that she might have said yes was a shock that made her blue eyes blaze all the brighter. (She declined the offer very graciously nevertheless.)

I can’t say I find women misbehaving like men any more reprehensible, partly because the world would be insufferable if the rules were always adhered to by either gender, and because women have unquestionably borne the greater burden in the double-standards stakes.

Male neurosis and paranoia about paternity really is too much of a cliché, whatever the evolutionary merits.

What bothered me was the aesthetics. The banality, the sheer banality!

And the star of the show didn’t even have the redeeming feature of being attractive. Indeed, she resembles a horse (neigh sayers note: I’m not the only one who thinks so; Google will even suggest as much).

This review of Sex and The City 2 is comedic gold, and is somehow given an added piquance for having being written by a woman.

Give me a girl who can make laugh, any day.

Some more amusing bad reviews here.

-